people who use Facebook as a diary should have their Internet access revoked
i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
B Y E
Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.